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My apologies for being rude, but how do you get "āss" from "ārse" (or vice-versa)?
Is shìt organic?
Once again it has been a shìt performance from us in the first half?
Can you get aids by taking it up the arse even if your arse is loose?
What is the Latin for arse?
What does blow it up your arse mean?
CAN you piss out of your arse?
What school did arse'ne wenger go to?
Lemnos Primary school
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Hairdresser sped because 'we've had a shit morning A glamorous Sydney make-up artist with a shocking driving record tried to excuse her unsafe behaviour behind the wheel to police with the flimsy excuse: 'We've had a s*** morning'.
Sydney hairdresser sped because 'we've had a shit morning A glamorous Sydney make-up artist with a shocking driving record tried to excuse her unsafe behaviour behind the wheel to police with the flimsy excuse: 'We've had a s*** morning'.
‘Whatever this is meant to be, it’s shit’: Loaded viewers left unimpressed with new Channel 4 series 'That's 30 minutes of my life I won't get back.'
Music, My Arse
'All I could see was this great lardy arse'
Ivor sore arse
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Hey can u guys listen and give me feedback like what I would do better don't say it's shit if u think it's shit tell me why it's shit lol or if it's good tell me why it's good thanks you ??
Roxy Mitchell's arse
LPT: Make an arse of yourself in public and post how you should have behaved in lifeprotips
Have you seen the size of her fucking arse?!'; being treated like a second-hand citizen.
Fortune favours the brave? When It seems the arse has fallen out of the Crypto Market
The saying "when shit hits the fan". the bigger concern is the person hurling shit into a fan with their bare hands !!
[13-11] You can stick your fancy hoover up your arse!(I’ve got a #Dyson. It’s shit.)
[18-12] I'm not very good at sport....no shit lard arse #tippingpoint
[15-11] because the USA is a climate change denying piece of shit regime ,and we are going to be even further up their arse…
[13-08] time to ditch the bitch she's full of shit. #Brexit my arse
[03-10] Jade legit needs a boot up her arse ? she was such a brat ??? she wants everything in a man and acts like a shit ? #firstdates
[05-02] They paid their moneyHe's been SHIT for weeksNeeds a kick up the arse or to F OFF!#Bakayoko #Chelsea
[12-10] #SallyJones Is shit-scared of drones She's been blown to bits From her arse to her tits#clerihew
[08-11] Tedious pompous arse #jacobreesmogg boring us to shit with his inane platitudes on #Newsnight
[29-01] Gary Neville kissing arse on the news to get the women’s England job, nobody watches that shit anyway, it’s only co…
[04-02] @InsidersABC @TurnbullMalcolm Precisely the kind of cheap, smart-arse shit which has him at 26 consecutive losing…
[29-10] Once again firing the manager hasn’t changed shit. Kick the players up the arse I say. #Everton #Koeman
[05-10] Clearly isn’t going to happen with #Tories young people will be worse off than their parents. Stop talking shit arse cheek
[01-02] #thedrum Jackie Kelly, the former Liberal MP & minsiter in Howard gov cunt, wipes her arse with shit colured toilet…
[30-09] Jamie Redknapp is quickly getting on my tits. Chatting shit, up Neville's arse and always talking about players deserving more money #HUDTOT
[10-12] Shit defending, shit attacking, shit (non effective, tippy tappy) passing, shit managing, shit coaching, SHIT attit…
[07-12] Belike dustin: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT??#StrangerThings2 #StrangerThings #meme @FinnSkata @GatenM123
[29-09] In other words, to paraphrase The Who "Meet the new arse. Same as the old arse." #henrybolton #UKIP #UKIPleadership
[06-11] Jamie: Does that have to be jabbed into my arse? Claire: No (Jabs it into his arse)#Outlander #FirstWife
[01-10] Gemma Atkinson ?#bum #arse #strictly ??? What a Fantastic Arse ???Amazing Body ?✊?
Same Shit, Different Arse
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* When you ask the parental unit for bacon and they bring home rindless Thats not bacon you heathen!!!! I asked for yummy juicy pigs arse and you brought me thin arse pig slices!
* Carra talks out of his arse sometimes. What makes him think the defense was the issue for us not winning the game at Swansea. He’s so into the whole “liverpool defense is shit” narrative, it’s hilarious. 
* Top five literary characters I’d like to punch in the face: Achilles, you self-righteous arse Peter Pan, you little shit Denethor, you ungrateful git Tybalt, you stubborn bastard Dolores Umbridge, you frilly BITCH Feel free to reblog and add your own.
  • [09-02] Whoa, @RoyJonesJrFA just surprised the shit outta me?He fought really good. Shit, if he continues to fight like th…
  • [09-02] Tomorrow is a 9-5 straight #Shakespeare rehearsal with my students. Quite why my body is being an arse and a totall…
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    How to understand “If you don't do shit, you can't boo shit.” [closed]
    "If you don't do shit, you can't boo shit." - Will.I.Am, Musician
    Sun shining up a dog’s arse?
    There used to be (probably still is) a saying that had the sun shining up a dog’s arse ocasionally. Can you remind be how it went?
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    My apologies for being rude, but how do you get "āss" from "ārse" (or vice-versa)?

    Ãrse is British. Ãss is American Ãss means donkey in Britain.
    change the r to an s.. problem solved
    "Origin Expand before 1000; var of ****, with loss of r before s, as in passel, cuss, etc.; Middle English ars, er(e)s, Old English ærs, ears; cognate with Old Frisian ers, Dutch aars, Old Norse, Middle Low German, Old Saxon, Old High German ars (German Arsch), Greek órrhos, Armenian or̄kh, Hittite arras; akin to Greek ourā́, Old Irish err tail". . I hadn't thought of the passel/parcel and curse/cuss that they mention, but remember reading of yet ANOTHER variant pair, horse and 'hoss' (which is American dialect now only, and not widespead). So these are 'how you get one from the other'. Hope that helped; any full list of these would be fun to see...
    **** is the English equivalent for ***.
    You don't "get there." Ar*e is a euphemism for a**.
    Is shìt organic?

    Only if you eat organic.
    I like sht
    "organic (adjective) - relating to or denoting compounds containing carbon (other than simple binary compounds and salts) and chiefly or ultimately of biological origin." That definitely includes shít.
    The use of manure on fields as fertilizer common where I live. Farmers spread it all over hay fields in late winter, it helps the hay grow, which when cut, feeds the same cows they get the manure from.
    With all the hormones/chemicals they put in our food? I don't think so.
    Yes ma'am. Some poorer countries even use that for fertilizer.
    It should be if youre eating food. If youre not eating food, then i dont know.
    I think so. Just like when you plant non- organic garlic cloves into the soil, the garlic plants that grow from that are organic.
    what you come out with very probably is.
    Once again it has been a shìt performance from us in the first half?
    Liverpool should be winning 2-0 or 3-0. LVG should have been sacked after december.
    True, I guess. Liverpool FC have been unlucky and deserved to win, as they had some good chances and probably had quite a few more shots than us. Manchester United had some good, few minute spells, but that was about it. Nice to win against though. I believe that makes it 5/5 wins for Van Gaal over Liverpool FC, one in pre-season and the double this and last season...
    There is zero tactical awareness, of how to break the other team down. When team ends a game with 20+ shots but only 5 on target and zero goals that show they have resorted to shooting from outside the box, which in modern football is a last resort and sign of desperation. Don’t get me wrong a lot of teams have been in that position this year (and previous years) including spurs, but United seem to be in that situation every week. there are times when you blame the players, like the Chelsea situation JM clearly wanted his players to do XY and Z tactually but they wouldn’t. There are other times when it is the manger having zero understanding of what the team needs to do to win. LVG can say till he is blue in the face “we made a lot of chances but didn’t convert them” he is full of shitte, fact is in the final 3rd, United always look lost. A Klopp Liverpool away is a no brainer: play two up front sit deep and hit them on the break, the kid martial should be eating this game as he is ideal for that sort of play.
    Liverpool. Pay £32.5 Million for a striker Leave him on the bench Wonder why you can't score, LOL, I mean Benteke is sh*t but he doesn't even have a chance from the bench, and that Firmino guy will have a bad/average game more often than not.
    just as boring as chelsea v united, man united just suck all the energy and life out of every game they're involved in, like an entertainment black hole, LoL
    Van Helsin's job is to avoid relegation and that he will do !
    True, I guess. Liverpool FC have been unlucky and deserved to win, as they had some good chances and probably had quite a few more shots than us. Manchester United had some good, few minute spells, but that was about it. Nice to win against though. I believe that makes it 5/5 wins for Van Gaal over Liverpool FC, one in pre-season and the double this and last season...
    Liverpool. Pay £32.5 Million for a striker Leave him on the bench Wonder why you can't score, LOL, I mean Benteke is sh*t but he doesn't even have a chance from the bench, and that Firmino guy will have a bad/average game more often than not.
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    Reverse shot, arse before tit. Toma inversa, culo antes de teta.
    My sister told me, he'd only to see her dirty arse and he ejaculated. Mi hermana me dijo... que solo con ver su culo sucio, eyaculó.
    It tastes like shit.
    Man, this nigger got us in some shit. Este negro nos metió en algo jodido.